Monday, June 8, 2009

A little Sin Tour never hurt anyone...


So, as I have been vowing to do for around 4 months now, I finally took a tour of Whitehorse's finest, the sex shops.


First up, near the elementary school & Salvation Army church, is the 'Adult Temptations' Adult Store. An interesting facet of this window display is that they will change the outfit the blonde plastic temptress is wearing quite often, every 2nd week or so.


And she is often wearing a plastic outfit too. The shop is small and smells overwhelmingly like plastic, maybe even burning plastic. The selection for silly outfits and ridiculous nylons is good, the lotions seem to be plentiful and they even had 'candy necklace' bras and thongs for cheaper than I have ever seen them down South, at $9.99 for the bras. There was also the original Rabbit vibe fore $74.99, which is what it usually retails for (range of $69.99+) and some cute shoes and some clearly hooker shoes. All in all, a fairly welcoming shop.


The location is bizarre. So near a school, and we wonder why children are corrupted at a young age, haha.

Next, we went to the mainstay shop, the very large Adult Warehouse. 'Now offering clubwear!' is often seen in their windows, and yes, the clubwear is actually pretty great looking, but here? In the middle of nowhere? Yeah...

This is truely a warehouse. There are racks and racks of expensive lace lingerie, bustiers (no steel or whalebone, which is illegal) just plastic boning. Many costumes and 'fun' attire, some leather and chain biker-babe stuff and the usual alarming array of insertable items.

Standout bizarre item? Penis conditioner, 'Now with more placenta!' for an umm..invigorating experience?? Ick!!

Lots of ridiculous Bachlorette-type stuff, including a frightening blue and pink assortment of teddy bears with furry penises. EW.

They also had a lot of DVD's for sale and/or rent. Dunno if I'd want to pick up a rental, as you never know who's paws have been feverishly handling it...

Interestingly, the candy necklace bras were $13.99, a whole $4 markup from Adult Temptations.

Fun to browse in though! Never know what you're going to find...

Location is nothing to brag about. Next to a pizza shop, Bocelli's.

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